installation directions

Since we have just finished up some of the major projects in the house, I wanted to pass along some of the how tos I learned the last week....mainly...the ceiling fans. These directions are written in three languages by people that speak none of them. I believe that the companies are angry, and get their kicks by torturing us with their product....here's some of the directions:

"thank you for purchasing your lovely new ceiling fan. You are few quick steps away from enjoying this new fan.

To begin: Begin by installing the mounting bracket included in this kit. Please note, the screws provided in this kit are not designed to actually work...they are too short. We advise you use your local hardware store to get the correct screws.

Second: you will need to loosen the mounting screws. Please note, these screws are designed to strip on the very first turn. Again, your local hardware store will have replacement screws available.

Third: For you convenience, we have supplied 38 feet of wire for you, although you will only need 8 inches. If you do not strip off most the wire, your fan will never mount. You will need a wire stripper, available at your local hardware store.

Fourth, You will need to lift the base unit of about 20 pounds for several minutes while trying to line up screw holes. You will need to hold this base unit one handed, while tightening screws.

Fifth: We have included, for your convenience, rubber stoppers screwed in over the holes you need in order to attach the fan blades. You will need to remove these, and an electric screw driver will not fit for this task.

Sixth: You will need to attach the glass globe, the guide piece through the two pull chains to the locking bolt. We strongly recommend you use all three arms to this task."

I have hung four ceiling fans. I am well versed in these directions now.

MJ