An epiphany....

So I was driving to work today and had one of those existential moments where I began to wonder if some kind of instinctive skill kicks in once you have kids. I mean, I'm sure there is something like that, but I really am hoping I get the Platinum edition of innate child rearing. Mainly because, I got a few absent minded professor moments in my recent past that could be bad.

Seriously..It was a short while back that I locked my keys in the car. While running. For about two hours.

I'm also the guy that repeatedly sets the cup of coffee or coke on the back tailgate, forgets it, and takes off. About 2 minutes into the drive I hear the THUMP and look around in befuddlement. "Oh look, there's an Einstein Bros. coffee mug in the street that is just like mine.......wait.....Where is my.....OH MAN...."

And of course, I forget to even get the packages out of the backseat. Nothing like waking up the next morning going...."ooh..the left over chicken chow mein....that would be in the car still...."

I guess I have on the plus side that I still know all the words to the Spongebob themesong, all the Xmen characters, and all the videogames that are cool.

Girls are into that stuff right?

Marcus